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Post by joshy on Jul 15, 2005 1:15:13 GMT -5
Now see, due to Pooky's sudden interest in theory's i have decided to develop my own. And this one is a pretty good one. I occasionally tell Anthony that i more or less understand women, and this is believed to be bullshit. And almost all women claim that they understand men, but they don't. And the reason people are incapable of understanding the opposite sex is because of what they themselves are. If you listen to what a chick has to say, it is quite easy to understand them. And yes, i said listen to them. So anthony, stop "My god, he must be crazy!", because im being honest. If you actually listen to what they have to say, its easy to understand them. Men don't listen, so they decide its impossible to understand a female. And heres the really funny part. The reason women don't understand men is because they DO listen.
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Post by joshy on Jul 15, 2005 1:21:38 GMT -5
(Continued from previous post, it cut me off. >.>) If you do listen to a man, you start to think that he is some crazy, always horny lunatic. In some cases this is true. *cough* But with some men, it is not, and then stereo types kick your ass. But if you actually watch a man, he will fight for his (please excuse the possesive noun) woman. And a man is actually willing to die for his wife. (with exception to white trash wife beaters). Menreally aren't that hard to understand, and women try to complicate things by simplifying them. They just make them look like sex machines. However, although sex does dominate our lives, we do partake in other hobbies. Although not the best example, look at me and anthony in video games. Unless the video game has a large amount of sexual content, or there is a hot chick in the room or on the phone *cough* we are not thinking of sex. We are enjoying ourselves in simple entertainment. Different men have different hobbies, but if you just watch the way men live, and listen to women, both are quite easy to understand. Now although i can stretch this out longer, i know no one on this forum likes to read things of this length, so i will end it now.
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Post by extremegamer2491 on Jul 15, 2005 2:27:39 GMT -5
Thats real good thinking man.
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Post by Pooky on Jul 15, 2005 8:11:05 GMT -5
ok i actually get wat ur saying but u said wait nvm im not putting that on the forum --and thanks for saying ur sorry for the long ass posts
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Post by Pooky on Jul 15, 2005 8:15:56 GMT -5
i just thought of something---wat would a guy do if he had to encounter food and sex ---would he eat then have sex [which is least likely]---would he have sex then eat [most likely]--- or would he try and do it at the same time [distugstingly nasty and a women would never approve [unless its like chococlate syrup or something in that nature or the women would have to be whore, a distugsting bitch or just ewww] so i guess i just answered my own question i think---joshy ur answer now
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Post by joshy on Jul 16, 2005 14:09:49 GMT -5
hey, a she wouldn't neccesarly be a whore. A married couple could try to make their sex more interesting by introducing food. Personally, i like the concept of whip cream and such.
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Post by Pooky on Jul 16, 2005 19:19:52 GMT -5
haha thats funny
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Post by joshy on Jul 20, 2005 14:47:29 GMT -5
i thought so as well.
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Post by Pooky on Jul 20, 2005 20:04:04 GMT -5
as long as its not chicken or something of that sort
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Post by joshy on Jul 22, 2005 13:05:05 GMT -5
lmao, Nothing other than fruit and whip cream
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Post by Pooky on Jul 24, 2005 19:32:42 GMT -5
exactly cuz if it was dinner of some sort then the woman would be kickin some ass
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Post by joshy on Jul 25, 2005 14:22:50 GMT -5
oh, i was talig to a lesbian online and i got another thing. Honey. I would so eat honey off a chick.
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Post by oompaloompa54321 on Jul 25, 2005 15:18:32 GMT -5
that's normal tho...if u watched the episode of CSI when they found the bottle of $500 honey...u would know that guys always eat honey off women...another fodd product....(the oddest one that even I refuse 2 eat) CANNED CHEESE.....u know...the spary stuff...eat that off ur woman...(i appologize 2 all the girls that know feel there man owns them cuz of my...as joshy put it...possesive noun...)
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Post by oompaloompa54321 on Jul 25, 2005 15:20:48 GMT -5
another thing...jelly...not that KY shit...u know...like grape and shit....
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Post by joshy on Jul 25, 2005 15:59:48 GMT -5
LMAO... yeah, i suppose jelly would work. I think whip cream is the best though. Because unlike jelly and honey, it doesn't leave a sticky residue.
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